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Marz Bars

  • Year: 1983
  •   kids  
  • Included in Sampler by Jan Harmon ..
    Digital download from:  cdBaby, iTunes, Amazon
    Cassette from:  harmonpublishing.com
  • Also found on Marz Barz by Bob Reid, 2000, from Bob Reid Music, Aptos, CA.
  • Sheet Music: To be transcribed
Listen: Marz Bars. From a radio interview. (full song)

Words:

Marz Bars

By Jan Harmon
words and music © 1984
1. Martians invited us up for tea. We shall arrive at a-quarter past three. They'll fly us to MARS with a Martian named MARGE. Then, they'll take us to their house in their . . MARZ BARGE. CHORUS: MARZ BARS . . eat 'em in your cars, bars. Better than Atari, starry Saggitariars, bars. Screen stahs . . eat 'em in the Casbahs! Yummy-ummy, sticky-icky, creamy-eemy, juicy-oosy, munchy-unchy, slurpy-urpy, gooey-ooey . . MARZ BARS! 2. They will be serving us MARZipan . . Campbell's MARZmellow Soup, from a can . . Orange MARZmalade over MARZcaroni stars . . MARZachino Cherries, and . . MARZ BARS! CHO. 3. Then, to the theater, we will go. We will be seeing MARZcelle MARZceau. MARZcello MARZtriani will strum his guitars . . Then we'll have a few MARZtinis, in . . MARZ BARZ! CHO. 4. Then, we'll go strolling through the Canals. We'll see MARZ Mongooses in their corrals. We'll watch MARZupials hop mete-ars. And . . OVER THAR'S A COUPLE OF . . MARZ BARS! CHO. 5. Then, we will tell them we must be off. We'll say, "ADIOS" and "MARZeltov". And, as we depart, we will see the Canalis . . and the ruby luminary of the MARZ BARealis! CHO. 6. Maybe, tomorrow they'll visit me! I'll serve their favorite Galactical Tea, hydrogen-cycles, and pickled cigars, cosmologic lollypops and hippopotaMARZ BARS! CHO.