1. So .. you wish you could get ridda just a little bitta Pitta ..
and you gotta lotta Vata, and your Kapha's on the blink!
So you come from Cucamonga for TM and abhyangas ..
just a pinch a' Panchakarma's gonna put you in the pink!
CHORUS: Put you in the pink, boys .. put you in the pink!
Yes! A pinch of Panchakarma's gonna put you in the pink!
2. Once the doc got done assessin' me .. they smooshed me up with sesame ..
they really made a mess a' me .. but they got out all the kinks!
And, before long .. I coud see .. some Ayurveda's what I needed!
Yes a pinch a' Panchakarma's gonna put me in the pink!
3. Now .. you feel a little gooshy (and they don't serve any sushi!)
but the Maharishi teaches .. BLISS is closer than you think!
So .. your doshas are atrocious .. and your marmas too precious ..
just a pinch a' Panchakarma's gonna put 'em in the pink!
4. Then .. it's back to Cucamonga .. back among humungous jungles ..
phones that jangle us to jelly .. till we think we're on the brink!
Then .. with a little oil of sesame we smooth away the tangles ..
and a pinch a' Panchakarma helps to put us in the pink!