In Case of Nuclear Attack

aka Number Fifteen Sunscreen

By Jan Harmon
words and music © 1985
sheet music

1.	In case of a nuclear attack
	Before you evacuate
	The EPA has said you will not be dead
	If you follow the advice they advocate
	Just .. (Chorus)

Chorus:
	Rub on number fifteen sunscreen
	Call your mother
	Cover up the pool
	Pick the kids up at school
	Wear your sunglasses
	Put on clean underwear
	Return all library books
	And water the plants

2.	Remember your insurance doesn't pay
	For nuclear damage to your car
	So push it off a cliff or a mountain if
	You hear annihilation isn't far
	And .. (Chorus)

3.	Cancel your American Express
	At the hint of nuclear mania
	For you may be vaporized on Chicago's South Side
	But your card could still turn up in Lithuania
	And .. (Chorus)

4.	Be sure and send a change of address
	For your local post office's file
	For in a holocaust all your mail could get lost
	And end up in a dead-letter pile
	And .. (Chorus)

5.	Medicare will cover all the bills
	If you happen to be over sixty-five
	And if you're on vacation when you die of radiation
	You'd get promptly paid, if you were still alive
	Oh .. (Chorus)