Be nice to your doorknob It is your special friend For when you feel like company Your doorknob lets them in .. But, if you'd rather be alone You can hang a sign upon it Says, won't you come back later, please I'm busy eating magic peas Or counting several spider's knees Or listening to a zucchini sneeze Or .. making up a sonnet. Be nice to your doorknob Doorknobs have lots of hope in 'em 'Cause, when all the doors seem hopelessly shut Doorknobs know how to open 'em .. And, if you'd rather be alone You can hang a sign upon it That says, won't you come back later, please I'm busy eating magic peas Or counting several spider's knees Or listening to a zucchini sneeze Or .. making up a sonnet. Be nice to your doorknob It is your special friend 'Cause when you feel like company Your doorknob lets them in .. But, if you'd rather be alone You can hang a sign upon it That says, won't you come back later, please I'm busy eating magic peas Or counting several spider's knees Or listening to a zucchini sneeze Or .. making up a sonnet.