Mother Hooch's Maladies
By Jan Harmon
Sing as a round.
① Twinkle twinkle little star,
drink a little in a bar ..
don't get in your little car ..
if you do, you won't get far!
② Jack & Jill went up the hill
for scotch & water ..
they got busted just outside
of Damariscott-er.
③ Mary had her a little dram
and drove.
Now Mary's
on the lamb!