Workin' in the Straw (or Allergy, Dear Allergy)
About this song:
By Jan Skorodinsky
The dictionary defines an ALLERGY as "(a) hypersensitive or pathological reaction to environmental factors or substances, such as pollen, foods, dust, or microorganisms, in amounts that do not affect most people."
What that means is, an ALLERGY causes sneezing, wheezing, itching, twitching, coughing, or frothing, and generally, it's not something you'd ask for for Christmas. However, there are times when having one excuses us from doing things we didn't want to do anyway. The following song is about that sort of opportune allergy. Sing the chorus after each verse, have fun, and try not to sneeze before you're finished!
* To JAW means to talk and talk, which is often more fun than taking out the garbage.