1. I'm eleven years old, and they're telling me, Honey .. on getting into Harvard, your whole life depends. Cuz a prestigious school means a job with big money, so you can live in the Burbs and drive a Mercedes Benz. Ay yai yai yai .. Ay yai yai yai. A prestigious school means a job with big money, so you can live in the Burbs and drive a Mercedes Benz. 2. I'm eleven years old, I used to love eating Reeses .. and Big Macs, but now mom's got me on a diet. In my sex education class .. the birds and the beeses, they tell how and why, but you're too young to try! Ay yai yai yai .. Ay yai yai yai. In my sex education class .. the birds and the beeses, they tell how and why, but you're too young to try! 3. I'm eleven years old, my name is Janet .. they say I'm the hope of the world .. so I guess, they think it's okay to go and muck up the planet, since it's gotta be me that cleans up the mess! Ay yai yai yai .. Ay yai yai yai. They think it's okay to go and muck up the planet, since it's gotta be me that cleans up the mess! 4. I'm eleven years old, I take French and Swahili. I'm in 4-H, Girl Scouts, Little League, and ballet, gymnastics, karate, and with Mrs. Greeley, I'm taking trombone .. and that's just Saturday. Ay yai yai yai .. Ay yai yai yai. Gymnastics, karate, and with Mrs. Greeley, I'm taking trombone .. and that's just Saturday. 5. I'm eleven years old, I think I'm getting an ulcer, is that a grey hair? Boy, it's wierd .. but I looked in the mirror this morning, and well, sir .. I swear it's true! Look! I'm growing a beard! Ay yai yai yai .. Ay yai yai yai. I looked in the mirror this morning, and well, sir .. I swear it's true! Look! I'm growing a beard! 6. I'm eleven years old, I have a green parakeet. We're moving again. It seems like we just did! Now I can't wait to grow up, and get into therapy, maybe then I'll learn how to just be a kid. Ay yai yai yai .. Ay yai yai yai. I can't wait to grow up, and get into therapy, maybe then I'll learn how to just be a kid. Just be a kid, just be a kid, to just be a kid!